Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Randomize
