hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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