her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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