I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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