"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
