i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I party with great urgency now.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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