I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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