In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
