turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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