At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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