Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
