I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
people are starting to question the shark bite story
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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