Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
is that a dick in a sweater?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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