drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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