I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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