im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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