Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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