When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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