She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
This is my gift to your gina
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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