Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i will never coherently bang her
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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