we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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