He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
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