just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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