How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
How drunk are you?
Completed.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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