WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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