dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
dude. I can hear the air.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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