I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
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On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I need to calm my uterus...
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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