I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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