who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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