so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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