Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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