i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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