Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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