Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
