I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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