Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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