How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
