She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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