i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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