why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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