i don't plan on having that self control this summer
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
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