the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
id be glad to
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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