One girl and one boy is just not enough.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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