My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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