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i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
is this the sara with the beer cane?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
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