Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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