"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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