no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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