its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
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