i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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