dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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