There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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